Max Pacioretty won't get an assist on this goal by Steven Stamkos. Wait, what? Of course not, you say; Pacioretty plays for the Canadiens and Stamkos plays for the Lightning.
Yes, but ...
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You know what, put the Canadiens' defense corps down for a point, too, for that . . . ill-timed change.
Fail all around, except for Montreal goalie Carey Price. He didn't have a chance against that rocket by Stamkos.
Stamkos scored an empty-netter late in the third period as the Lightning won, 4-2.