Skip Bayless, at one time a respected journalist, is now a full-blown Cowboys fanboy, so it's natural that he'd be grief-stricken after watching America's Team lose Sunday's NFC divisional playoff game on a last-second field goal.
If you were reading his Twitter timeline right after the game, you could even see him going through the five stages:
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Denial . . .
Congratulations to Dak Prescott for again outplaying Aaron Rodgers, again holding off Romo and again performing like a clutch MVP.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) January 16, 2017
Anger . . .
That game turned on the bogus Brice Butler huddle penalty and on the uncalled pass-interference two-arm grab of Witten end of first half.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) January 16, 2017
Bargaining . . .
OK, there was no bargaining. Bargaining is for suckers and agents.
Depression . . .
More I see winning FG, more I see a very weird thing: It hooked hard left, then straightened out. Obviously no wind. Like meant to be.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) January 16, 2017
Acceptance . . .
What a great NFL playoff game.
— Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayless) January 16, 2017
Trained professional troll at work, people. Do not attempt this on your phone.