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Smith's touchdowns and touchdown celebrations never disappoint.
How many more touchdowns does Chandler need to score to shovel out the city of Buffalo?
There's a mercy rule, right?
The Seahawks' coach and quarterback teamed up with Dude Perfect for awesome trick shots.
But that's none of my business...
Miami wins ALL of the style points for this. If only it worked.
You could try being just a *little* more supportive, guys.
You can bid on his infamous jersey and visor, all for a good cause.
Little baby Brady is the cutest little Pats fan.
The rapper thinks the Trojans suck, basically.
Someone get this man an alarm clock or seven.
His mustache looks as good as ever.
Joe Burrow is a one-man show on this high school football highlight.
One fan got a little more action than she bargained for.
Hunter Pence as Madison Bumgarner should happen more often.
Someone get this man a Stoli and soda!
Not sure how fast of a forty time that translates to.
Marquise Goodwin isn't scared of a little snow.
Celebrating a championship with Harvick sounds like a really good time.
This kid deserves so much more than $500 for this shot.
He's a part-owner of the Memphis Grizzlies, c'mon.
Josh Naylor doesn't let his chronic illness keep him from being a sports fanatic.
Is he more proud of scoring four touchdowns last night or opening up for Screech?
This Jack Nicholson struggle face pretty much sums up the Lakers season.
Don't even bother trying to stop Eddie Lacy.
If Kevin Hart says you need to chill, you probably need to chill.
Pigeons apparently want to play football, too.
There's nothing better than a slow motion bench reaction, especially when R. Kelly is involved.
Notre Dame has lost three of its last four.
Why send the game to overtime when you can win it in regulation?
Philip's father wants to help young adults learn from Philip's deadly mistakes.
Seattle fans might have to "pre-funk" a little more after hearing about this.
What better way to start an MLS Cup playoff game than a Mike McCready guitar anthem?
Tosh's breakdown of SportsCenter's coverage is hilarious.
In case anyone was questioning, yes, Rose still has it.
You could've melted him and put him in a cup!
A cheesesteak for every touchdown pass.
This game should have probably been called at halftime.
"Maybe no one will notice"
It was snack time in the Chiefs locker room.
They are boys dressed as cows, get it?
Don't let Justin Bieber attend your bible study. You might lose to the Jets.
Vick is out here channeling his early-2000s self.
Hint: it would definitely be a comedy.
Things just keep looking up for Royals fans.
Isaiah McKenzie is the real deal.
The Cavaliers guard says he loves everything about America.
Paul Finebaum may not make it out of Baton Rouge alive thanks to Les Miles.
A hilarious, passive aggressive troll job. Well done, Nuggets.
Zach Hintze is the man on campus right now.
You need to see this little guy's reaction to Gregory Campbell's fist bump.
High schooler Patrick McSweeney will lace up against his favorite team on Sunday.
Brady is completely astonished by Gronk.
What's more impressive, the goal or the cartoon?
Well, that's one way to prevent a 2-on-0.
The longtime Detroit shortstop is now a special assistant for David Dombrowski.
"Internet courage is like a Cover 2 corner."
Is that Paul Rudd? That's Paul Rudd!
Tom Wrigglesworth IS Aaron Rodgers
The Cowboys are good this year, but no longer America's favorites.
"We don't suck anymore" — Royals fans
You play for the Cavs now, LeBron, remember?
